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Cuando pensamos que estas por desaparecer...apareces nuevamente obligandonos a seguir escribiendo tus eternos errores en este blog.
Para esta entrada nos remontaremos a un viejo post titulado "No a tener chispa solo estando borracho". Robertiño, obviamente que uno puede desenvolverse un poco estando un pooc borrachin...pero aun asi, a veces, no tenes chispa!
Hay dos tipos de Robertos que nos quieren conquistar bajo los efectos del alcohol:
Estan los robertos timidos: Sabemos que el alcohol puede ayudarlos con las muchachas, pero eso no es excusa para que ante repetidos NO de una misma muchacha sigas insistiendo. No es que seamos ortivas pero dale...cansa. Por decirlo de alguna manera, si no hay quimica no hay quimica y hay que aceptarlo.
El otro, el que no tiene excusa: el Roberto que es insoportable sobrio y aun mas en pedo. Obvio que este especimen de Roberto no toma una cervecita, se toma 4 + un vinito + 5 fernet entonces el estado de equilibrio hace que cuando te quiera sacar a bailar te empuje violentamente, que no controle su fuerza ni el trago que tiene en la mano, con lo cual te termine tirando el trago en la cartera o en la ropa, que quizas este fumando y no solo te tire el humo en la cara sino que hay una probabilidad de que te queme algo. Y como uno se "le lengua la traba" estando un poco alcoholizado, obvio que tooodo este 'chamuyo' viene acompañado de una lluviecita: "Dashle linda, no me dash un beshito"
Roberto, Roberto... Timido, pesado, chisposo, lindo, feo, simpatico, aun tengas toooooodas las cosas positivas y vos te sientas el mas copado y hermoso de todos...aceptalo: NO es NO!!!
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